"Ooh, red, I think," Molly says, feigning seriousness as she nods. "That'll really look good on him." Ugly Christmas sweaters don't actually look good on anyone, that's kind of the point, but that's also all the more reason to joke about it. Besides, red does strike her as being more Bellamy's color than green. "Unless we find more than one, in which case we'll get one of each. I'll even cover one, it can be my Christmas present to you guys."

She has other things in mind, of course — working for the mayor gets her a pretty fucking sweet Christmas bonus — but that doesn't change her willingness to contribute to the ugly Christmas sweaters fund. Something like this really has to be done to the fullest.